A Satiric**** Exposition…

WITH ALL OF THE MEAN, UGLY NAMES THAT ONE MIGHT BE CALLED IN THESE DAYS OF OUR SAVIOR, BARACK OBAMA, THE ABOVE SAYING IS VERY ADAQUATE ACCORDING TO THE OCCURANCES OF THE TIMES.  I AM REFERRING TO STICKS AND STONES….

LET ME BETTER EXPLAIN MYSELF.  IF A REDNECK CALLS YOU, WELL LET’S SAY, HUMMMM, AHHHHHH, LET ME SEE NOW.  DAMN MY MIND IS BLANK!  OKAY, LET’S SAY THE “N” WORD, FOR LACK OF A WORSE WORD.  ANYWAY!  THE INDIVIDUAL THAT CALLED YOU NIGG, LET’S SAY, ALSO HAS A KNIFE IN ONE HAND, AND A ‘LOUISVILE SLUGGER’ BAT IN THE OTHER HAND.  THAT WOULD BE AN IDEAL TIME TO REMEMBER THAT REFRAIN!  DON’T YOU THINK?  HA, HA, HA, HA.  COME ON EVERY BODY AT ONCE… “STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK”….  MAN I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS, I AM ABOUT TO BREAK A RIB, FIGURTIVELY SPEAKING!

DO YOU RECALL WHEN BARACK BECAME PRESIDENT?  A LOT OF GUN STORES SOLD OUT OF WEAPONS IMMEDIATELY.  AND THEN WHEN THEY GOT MORE GUNS IN, THEY THEN SOLD OUT OF BULLETS, AND STAYED OUT OF BULLETS FOR QUITE A WHILE!  THAT MEANS THAT A WHOLE HEAP OF BULLETS WERE SOLD.  THOSE GUNS/BULLETS MY BRO’S WERE BOUGHT UP BY PEOPLE THAT DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU AND ME.  GOOD, GOOD NOW YOU ARE GETTING IT.  YOU ARE STARTING TO REPEAT THE SAYING WITHOUT ME HAVING TO DIRECT YOU TO!  WONDERFUL!  GO ON, GO ON… GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!

CHECK IT OUT YO!  WE HAVE small PISTOLS THAT THE POLICE TAKE FROM US EVERY NOW AND THEN.  THESE WHITE FOLKS MY PEOPLE HAVE SOME HEAVY DUTY SHIT COMPARED TO WHAT WE HAVE, YA’LL HEAR ME?  SOME OF US HAVE A SHOTGUN SOMEWHERE.  PROBABLY IN THE CLOSET, OR ATTIC, THAT GRAND DADDY USED TO USE TO GO RABBIT HUNTING WITH BEFORE HE DIED.  I WONDER IF IT WOULD EVEN SHOOT ANY MORE?  AND WHERE ARE THE SHELLS FOR IT?  I REMEMBER MY COUSIN PIMP’S PIT BULL DOG NAMED INSANE, WAS OVER HERE EATING SOME SHOTGUN SHELLS A FEW YEARS BACK.  SO WHEN THOSE FOLKS CALL YOU OUT OF YOUR NAME, LIKE WE SAY; JUST KEEP ON MOVING.  BECAUSE THOSE FOLKS ARE MORE THAN LIKELY STRAPPED WITH SOMETHING THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE.  OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE A HAND GRENADE OR TWO?  JUST REMEMBER THE PHRASE, “STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY…”, AND KEEP MOVING.

YA’LL  DIDN’T  HEAR ABOUT THE SILO THAT BURNED DOWN IN MISSISSIPPI, THE OTHER DAY, HUH?  WORD IS IT BELONGED TO SOME KLANSMEN!  THE FIRE DEPARTMENTS’ SPECIAL BOMB SQUADS SAID THAT SOMETHING WAS IN THAT FIRE BURNING THAT WAS EXTREMELY OUT OF THE ORDINARY!  MEANING, SOME TYPE OF WEAPONRY AND  GUN POWDER, OR CHEMICAL COMPOUND WAS BURNING WITH AN INCREDIBLY ENORMOUS DEGREE OF HEAT.  THOSE ‘SHEETS’* HAD SOME SERIOUS WEAPONRY UP IN DER, UP IN DER, UP IN DER!

YA’LL CAN THINK OF IT ALMOST LIKE A PRAYER IF YOU WANT TO!  ALL RIGHT, EVERY ONE ON THEIR FEET!  BOW YOUR HEADS… REPEAT AFTER ME.  ONE, TWO, THREE, READY PRAY, “STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES, BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME.”  YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE THAT SAYING (PRAYER) IN YOUR MINDS, BECAUSE AT TIMES IT WILL NEED TO BE SAID OUT LOUD!  THAT IS SO THAT THE POTENCIAL ASSAILANT(S) WILL HEAR THE POTENCIAL VICTIM(S), AND SEE THAT THE POTENCIAL VICTIM(S) WANTS NO TROUBLE, AND NOT BLAST THE POTENCIAL VICTIM(S) INTO TINY BITE SIZE CHOCOLATE CHUNKS.

OUR HERO DRUG DEALERS SLASH, GANG BANGERS HAVE SOME BOSS PIECES THOUGH!  BUT THESE GUNS ARE SHARED BY MORE THEN ONE DRUG SPOT.  SO YOU CAN’T GET TO ‘EM VERY QUICKLY WHEN YOU NEED ONE.  AND SOME TIMES THOSE ROSCOES (GUNS) WIND UP MISSING IN ACTION.  YOU GOT A MOMENT?  LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I AM SAYING.  HERE YOU GO!  JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, THEY TEXT MOOKIE TO BRING THE AK47.  AND MOOKIE TEXTS BACK THAT HE GAVE IT TO LITTLE BIT SUNDAY NIGHT.  THEY THEN TEXT LITTLE BIT.  STRANGE, BUT NO BACK TEXT FROM LITTLE BIT.  THEN, LATER ON THAT NEXT DAY THEY LEARN THAT LITTLE BIT HAD DONE A DEAL WITH THE AK47, AND AN  I- PHONE THAT LITTLE BIT HAD BORROWED FROM THIS HUSTLER KNOWN ON THE BLOCK AS TILL TAP SLIM.  (THAT’S A RUN ON SENTENCE, SO YOU SHOULD READ IT TWICE)  IT WAS FOUND OUT THAT LITTLE BIT HAD TRADED BOTH ITEMS TO THE HMONG GUY THEY CALL SLEEPY.  HE IS THE GUY WHO STOCKS THE SHELVES, AND SWEEPS THE FLOOR FOR THE ARAB COUPLE DOWN AT THE CORNER GAS STATION.  LITTLE BIT TRADED THE TWO ITEMS TO SLEEPY FOR SOME PILLS, AND SOME AIR FORCE ONES (EXPENSIVE TENNIS SHOES).  THE DEAL WAS THE GUN FOR SOME OXYCOTIN EIGHTYS, SOME EASTASY, SOME VIAGRA ONE HUNDREDS, AND THREE PAIRS OF AIR FORCE ONES!

THE DRUG DEALERS WERE REALLY PISSED!  BECAUSE NOW THEY HAD TO STEAL A RESPECTABLE LOOKING AUTOMOBILE IN ORDER TO GET TO THE GUN AUCTION.  YOU SEE IT’S EASY AND CHEAPER GETTING ANOTHER AK47 AT A GUN AUCTION.  AND STEP BY STEP, THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT THEY DID.  THEN FRESH BACK FROM THE AUCTION, THEY DITCH THE RIDE, AND TEST THE NEW GUN BY SHOOTING LITTLE BIT WITH IT.  THE NEW PIECE FUNCTIONED JUST FINE!

THE SAYING  STILL HAS RELEVANCE IN A MACABRE PLAY ON WORDS KIND OF WAY.  A BURIAL.  THE STICKS COULD BE UTILIZED TO MAKE A CROSS, AND THE STONES INTO A HEADSTONE.  DIDN’T LOOSE YOU DID I?  LITTLE BIT’S ASS WAS OUT OF LUCK NO MATTER WHAT THE STICKS OR STONES SAID!  HOLD UP THERE!  STICKS AND STONES SAID, HOLD UP.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE VOODOO?  SHO’ NUF’ AIN’T GOING THERE!

THE MAJORTY OF THE REST OF OUR NICE WEAPONS, THE POLICE WIND UP WITH WHEN EVER THEY DO A TRAFFIC STOP ON A GANGSTA RAP ARTIST.

THE HIP HOPSTERS HAVE SOME BIG POWERFUL LOOKING GUNS TOO YO!  BUT THOSE GUNS ARE NOT REAL, THEY ARE ONLY USED TO MAKE THOSE THUGGED OUT VIDEOS TO IMPRESS THE INNOCENT, WANNA- BE -GANGSTA YOUNGSTERS.  STUDIO GANGSTERS IF YOU WILL!  PLUS, THOSE PHONY GUNS THE HOPSTERS CAN’T KEEP VERY LONG ANYWAY.  BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE GUNS BACK TO THE ARTIST SUPPLY STORE WHERE THEY RENTED THEM FROM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, OR THEY HAVE TO PAY MORE MONEY ON THE RENTAL PRICE.  SO THEY FLASH THEM AROUND THE HOOD A COUPLE OF TIMES, MAKING LIKE THEY ARE REAL GUNS TO INTIMIDATE THE FRIGHTENED ONLOOKERS, AND THEN HURRY THEM BACK IN TO THE ARTIST SUPPLY STORE.

THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) MEMBERS/IDIOTS, WALK AROUND WITH THEIR GUNS OUT IN THE OPEN THESE DAYS.  THEY SCARE THE DOODOO OUT OF US COMMON PEOPLE, AND OUT OF SOME PRESIDENTS TOO.  HERE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BARACK OBAMA, TRYING TO GIVE A SPEECH AND THERE’S THIS PIECE OF PALE EXCREMENT WITH AN EXPOSED GUN RIGHT THERE NOT FAR FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!  THAT, WAS NO STICK NOR WAS IT NO STONE NEITHER.

THAT, BY THE WAY, WAS FOUR NEGATIVES FOR YOU THAT COUNTED ‘EM.

ANOTHER THING!  THE WAY SOME LATINOS/HISPANICS GO BACK AND FORTH, AND THE WAY THAT ‘DREAM’ IMMIGRATION THING FAILED TO PASS, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO LEARN THE SAYING IN SPANISH ALSO.  THE HISPANICS HAVE QUITE A FEW GUNS LATELY BY THE WAY TOO.  THEY BUY A LOT OF CONFISCATED WEAPONS FROM CROOKED COPS! BUT THOSE GUNS ARE, FOR THE MOST PART, USED BY THE MEXICAN SINDICATO, OR THE MEXICAN MAFIA, TO PROTECT THEIR SOMETIMES CRACK, BUT MOSTLY HERION OPERATIONS.

THE PUERTO RICANS, DOMINICANS, AND CUBANS ETC, USE THEIR GUNS/SHOTGUNS (ARMAS/ESCOPETAS) TO PROTECT (THEIR KUSH), THEIR HOME GROWN HYDRO MARIJUANA CROPS.

THEY KNOW THEY BETTER PROTECT THAT INDO (REALLY GOOD WEED) FROM OTHER LATINO (MALVADOS) BAD ASSES.  BECAUSE THEY REALIZE THAT RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER THERE ARE SCHEMERS (FROM ALL RACES) AWAITING THE OPPORTUNITY TO POUNCE LIKE RABID HYENAS!

THE SAYING:  HERE IT IS FOR YOU WRITTEN IN SPANISH (JUST IN CASE)! (POR SI ACASO)! PALOS Y PIEDRAS ME QUEBARIAN (O QUEBRARAN) MIS HUESOS, PERO PALABRAS/INSULTOS JAMAS ME HARAN DANO!  OR ROMPER CAN BE USED INSTEAD OF QUEBRAR, JUST DEPENDS ON THE DIALECT.

DIALECTS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.  COJER, MEANS TO CATCH OR HOLD.  BUT IN MEXICO IT MEANS TO HAVE SEX.  CONO, MEANS A ROLL OR BUN.  BUT IN CUBA IT IS LIKE SAYING DAMN.  IN OTHER PLACES IT CAN MEAN THE VIRGINA.  IN OTHER WORDS. THE WRONG WORD, IN THE WRONG DIALECT, CAN GET YOU INTO THE WRONG FUN.

BACK TO MY SUBJECT:  ON THAT TELEVISION PROGRAM ‘COPS’, AND THE EVENING NEWS CASTS, YOU SEE BLACK NECKS BEING PULLED FROM THEIR HOMES BY THE POLICE ALL OF THE TIME.  BUT SELDOM DO YOU SEE THE POLICE EXIT WITH A GUN AFTER SEARCHING THE BLACK NECKS’ OR THE BROWN NECKS’,  FOR THAT MATTER,  HOUSES.  THAT SAME SCENERIO DOESN’T EXIST WHEN IT COMES TO RED NECKS….

THE RED NECKS, EVEN THE POOREST ONES, HAVE FIVE, SIX, AND SEVEN, GUNS.  WAIT A MINUTE, I’M NOT FINISHED!  CHECK THIS!  AND THEN MOST OF THE TIME THE RED NECKS GET THEIR ARSENALS BACK UPON RELEASE FROM CUSTODY!  YOU GET THAT? IF YOU NEED TO READ THAT AGAIN GO AHEAD!  SO YOU WON’T FORGET LET’S REPEAT, READY GO, “STICKS AND STONES WILL”, WAIT A SECOND, OR YOU CAN SAY “CAN” INSTEAD OF WILL, EITHER IS OKAY, “BREAK MY BONES, BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME”… COME ON NOW, ONE LAST TIME BEFORE YOU LEAVE.  YOU JUST MIGHT NEED IT MUCH SOONER THAN YOU THINK.  YOU NEVER KNOW.  IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE OVERLY PREPARED THAN NOT PREPARED AT ALL.  EVERYBODY TOGETHER NOW, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONCE MORE, READY GO, “STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME….

*SHEET:  (3) WHITE   (2) COLOR OF AN OBJECT OR PERSON

(1) NORMALLY WHITE, APPAREL WORN OVER THE HEAD WITH TWO HOLES CUT OUT OF THE FABRIC TO SEE THROUGH**.

**NOT SOLD IN BLACK NECK NEIGHBORHOODS…. BUT, BUY ONE GET ONE FREE IN RED NECK COUNTRY THOUGH.  OR, IF YOU SEE A TRUCK WITH A (SPEAKING OF GUNS) RIFLE OR TWO IN THE BACK WINDOW, YOU JUST MIGHT GET ONE COMPLETELY FREE THERE!  DEPENDS ON SKIN COLOR, OR LACK THEREOF.  I THINK YOU KIND OF GUESSED THAT DIDN’T YOU READER AND OR LISTENER?

P.S. IF YOU ARE A NEGRO*** NECK WITH YOUR ROSCOE ON YOU, IN THAT CASE THE FOLLOWING MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.  BUT THEN AGAIN IT STILL COULD!  OCCUPANTS OF THESE TRUCKS NEAR ORGASM WHEN CALLING GROWN  NEGRO NECK FOLKS “BOYS”!!!  IN THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION YOU COULD BE IN DANGER, OR YOU MIGHT NOT BE IN DANGER.  THAT DEPENDS.  JUST DON’T TRY TO COMPARE THIS SITUATION WITH THE FOLLOWING ONE!

NOW I WANT YOU TO LISTEN UP TIGHTLY!  THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!  IF THESE RED NECKS ARE CHEWING TABACCO, AND ARE BADLY IN NEED OF SHAVES AND HAIR CUTS, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT RECITE THE PRAYER IN ANY LANGUAGE.  DAMN THE SAYING!   JUST SLOWLY WALK AWAY!  NOW YOU CAN WHISTLE THE PRAYER QUITELY, ONLY NOT TOO LOUDLY!  THEN AT YOUR FIRST, NOT THE SECOND, BUT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THERE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT… BECAUSE IT ASSUREDLY DOES!

***NEGRO MEANS BLACK IN SPANISH

****SATIRIC-SATIRE     BITING, WITTY WORDS THAT REVEAL WRONGS,

henry jackson

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